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overentertainment:

Facts That Sound Like Lies But Are Actually True

laughterinmotion:

geschwindigkeitshubbel:

littlepapergirl:

Just a caution before proceeding to read, this article WILL blow your mind. 100% guaranteed. 

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Facts That Sound Like Lies But Are Actually True

strawberries are not berries… bananas are berries.. wHAT THE FUCK are yOU SAYINg TO ME! now my head hurts fuck

The first one omg

Lol. Betty White!!

Sooo I’m going to Saturn for a storm.

whitepeopleofficial:

Me reblogging this is my contribution to earth day

hanji-zoe:

hanji-zoe:

when your friend starts shipping your notp

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when YOU start shipping your notp

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brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

 - "I'm Newt"
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wickedisgood:

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theanti90smovement:

[rubs my chin intelligently] the solar system is quite large

mrbigode:

Cats do not like fruits

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